Read an Excerpt From 'Avengers: Everybody Wants to Rule the World' (Exclusive)
IN THE bottom left-hand corner of his helmet's HUD, a small digital readout displayed green numerals: a ticking clock, counting down. As he passed windows rattled in their frames, car alarms went off, and tree swayed in the slipstream. Crossing the ...
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Ultimatum: A Fanfic
He fired his grappling gun and began to climb the building. Finding the room he was searching for, Batman removed a device from his utility belt which cut a hole in the glass, allowing him entry into the room. A startled Tony Stark appeared as alarms ...
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20 Alarm Clocks That Will Mess With Your Mind In Order To Wake You Up
Several inventive companies have attempted to change the way we wake up, both through a new level of comfort and even some discomfort. From an alarm clock that delivers us the wonderful smell of bacon, to a clock that literally flies away and makes you ...
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Don't Call It Laser Tag: LyteShot Is "A Wii for Everywhere"
Despite popular belief, there are limits to imagination. Specifically, there are limits to how you can impose your imagination on others. Nowhere is this illustrated more effectively than in the live-action roleplay community (larping, for short) where ...
January 21, 2015
Laser Target Alarm Clock: There is No Way I'm Doing This in The Morning
The Gun Operated Alarm Clock was a good conceptual design, but the Laser Target Alarm Clock has two things that its predecessor lacks. First off, it is vastly more challenging (and therefore annoying). Second (and most importantly) this device is an ...
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Trying On the Apple Watch: Natural Feel, Fewer Distractions
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The Drug Lord With a Social Mission
Soon, the press in New Zealand was spending less time writing about the country's meth epidemic, and more time sounding the alarm about an epidemic of drugs like BZP. But the story was, in fact, much bigger . Soon, even the production of traditional ...
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" Cyndi resisted the urge to scratch her backside as she removed her costume. Stripping out of the red bustier with its shiny boob tassels, she finally gave up trying to be a lady and scratched for all she was worth, moaning in satisfaction as she dug at the half dozen bug bites on her left butt cheek. Flipping through the crumpled bills, Cyndi counted well over $300 for the two hours she worked. Swatting at groping hands and sweaty, horny men took some getting used to but the money—oh the money was so worth it. An eight-hour graveyard shift at the Waffle House wouldn't have produced even a third of that in tips. Besides, if she had a God-given perky set, she might as well put it to good, lucrative use. The most sexist job in the world oddly made her more confident. Her woman's studies teacher back at Mt. Holyoke College would have had a stroke if she heard Cyndi say such a thing. Glancing in the mirror, she made sure every last streak of red, white and blue eye shadow was gone before brushing out her wild, teased hair. Removing the rest of her Miss Liberty outfit, Cyndi pulled on a pair of jeans, tugged a worn out sweatshirt left over from her husband's academy days over her head, and slipped into scuffed and dirty tennis shoes before following Roxy's path out...
On A summer morning in August he woke up with an internal clock alarm that sounds alot like a Dos Equis opening. After a quick observation he noticed that there was women scattered about his bed, 38 to be exact. After stepping over the sleeping bodies of the Swedish Victoria Secret Models he stepped down from his bed and placed his feet in his dinosaur skin moccasins, Tyrannasaurus Rex to be exact. After letting out a quick yawn and a stretch he cracked every bone in his body successfully readjusting his entire body. A Kwijiberry, upon ingesting, will cure all problems within the body as well as fill any need for vitamins and minerals. This is an extroadinary impossible mega super fruit. How does he guard it. Placed next to the plant is a picture of himself and a. 50 caliber Desert Eagle gun. It is said that after you impossibly get through the laser minigun security and mercenaries you encounter this as a third obstacle, you see the man you have chosen to steal from and turn the weapon on yourself. Other than its obvious health benefits it also forces the face to grow hair at a controllable amount, he actually controls the length and thickness. The hairs that grow on the face actually have mysterious properties that increase the luck of the man who wields it well past maximum levels. When you increase luck, which in many circles is considered fake, it actually accidentally increases all other attributes.
For most of us alarm clocks are a creation of Satan. They wake us up when we want to sleep, they are loud and sometimes they don't stop when you turn them off. Because we are so used to the ordinary alarms, people have created new awesome alarm clocks which can awake even the heaviest of sleepers. Just FYI, there are not money stealing ones here, because they are pure evil and you are basically a masochist if you buy one of them. The alarm won't stop buzzing until you've made 30 biceps reps. Puzzle Alarm Clock There are a few variations of this one, but the idea is the same - when it's time to get up, the clock shoots a few puzzle pieces in the air, like it just don't care. Then, you will have to get up, find the pieces, put them in the right sockets and the noise will stop. This way you train your mind and you hate life just a bit more. Laser Target Alarm Clock What better way to wake up than feeling like James Bond. It's 07:00, the alarm is on, the noise is terrible. The only way you can save yourself right now is to use the laser gun. Sonic Bomb With Super Shaker This is the most hated alarm clock on the list.